what the fuck
am i right
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im not good at being a friend

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She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say… ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.
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false. this was said by ted, explaining to barney.

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the bills have nyes

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